footmeetsface: spoon-party-of-bombur: multipack: amyeatfeast: stopthatitssilly: alexkisu: multipack: f is for friends who do stuff without you u is for uninvited c is for clinging onto hope that you wont keep getting forgotten k is for krispy kreme yum this is not what i wanted this post to turn out like one time i got in the shower and came out and no one was home and the...
rupindah: I’m really good at keeping secrets because five minutes later I forget what you told me because I don’t care
vagisodium: one time me and my friends were really high waiting at a stop sign and after like ten minutes he turns to me and he’s like “this is the longest stop sign ever”
randomstuff134: sodamnrelatable: take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like
Oh, what a thrill.: Someone left a baby in the... →
backwoodsjunkie: Someone left a baby in the kitchen at work tonight. A BABY. A TINY BABY BOY. That is one ambitious sitter. So I played with his toes for like an hour on the clock. Marissa was outside for a while riding a scooter while her table filmed it. And then some sixty year old cynical prick who wouldn’t… YES. Such a good time at work tonight lol.