May 2013
70 posts
footmeetsface:
spoon-party-of-bombur:
multipack:
amyeatfeast:
stopthatitssilly:
alexkisu:
multipack:
f is for friends who do stuff without you
u is for uninvited
c is for clinging onto hope that you wont keep getting forgotten
k is for krispy kreme yum
this is not what i wanted this post to turn out like
one time i got in the shower and came out and no one was home and the...
rupindah:
I’m really good at keeping secrets because five minutes later I forget what you told me because I don’t care
vagisodium:
one time me and my friends were really high waiting at a stop sign and after like ten minutes he turns to me and he’s like “this is the longest stop sign ever”
randomstuff134:
sodamnrelatable:
take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures
some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like
Oh, what a thrill.: Someone left a baby in the... →
backwoodsjunkie:
Someone left a baby in the kitchen at work tonight. A BABY. A TINY BABY BOY. That is one ambitious sitter. So I played with his toes for like an hour on the clock. Marissa was outside for a while riding a scooter while her table filmed it. And then some sixty year old cynical prick who wouldn’t…
YES. Such a good time at work tonight lol.